May292012

I am ancient

I think a girl in class likes me.  I’m not sure, because I’m awkward, dumb, and moderately pathetic, but my spider senses are tingling.  She’s around 22.  I haven’t figured out how this whole old/young thing works out, but I feel like a creepy pervert thinking about it.  Is there some a point when age stops meaning anything?  Do people cross some imaginary line where it’s no longer some creepy old fucker leering like a sex offender and becomes potentially something normal?  Do people my age just not exist?  Am I the only 33 year old person in the entire world destined to be completely isolated?  It sure feels like it.

10PM

Super Mario Aquarium.  I Absolutely need this.

(Source: vimeo.com)
10PM
9PM

I love school

Each teacher that I have for this program is fucking awesome, and I’ll have them through the entire program.  Why couldn’t my entire school career thing have been like this?

8PM

Babes in Toyland - Hello

Babes in Toyland 

7PM
You have no idea how depressed this makes me.

You have no idea how depressed this makes me.

Ween Sadness 

7PM

dubiouscontext:

This is the greatest thing to ever exist in the history of ever.

Yup, still true.
7PM
Tumblr Crushes: eatsbeets karagi voodoom gastrogirl sanguisetvulnera la-n0urriture lenarenneker birdicus-maximus thebeldam Hey everybody, you should be following these people.  Ok?  Ok.

Tumblr Crushes:

Hey everybody, you should be following these people.  Ok?  Ok.

eatsbeets karagi voodoom gastrogirl sanguisetvulnera la-n0urriture lenarenneker birdicus-maximus thebeldam 

7PM

The only response I know

  • Brain: I think this girl likes us. Let's get really awkward around her and then jerk off furiously to her later.
7PM
I smell like liquid sex mixed with a douche commercial, and I like it.

I smell like liquid sex mixed with a douche commercial, and I like it.
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